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we at teamROCS are not responsible for you clicking on any of the links on this page while you are breast feeding your 2 month old poodle.

"if there's a more consistently wind-busting funny group than teamROCS on the web, God save us all."

--John Durbin

A brief description of each of our members, get to know us.

some of teamROCS most memorable chat moments

the teamROCS experience

teamROCS on the carsound forum

teamROCS lingo defined

A teamROCS WinAmp visual SKIN

A short treatise on the virtues of duct tape.



who wants to see eddie in a bikini?


How to identify a newbie.


alma ROCS

pete wants out

why I joined teamROCS



our friend the lizard breaks down the essence of sancho

the chiccin explores the roots of BottleJockey's fruit-filled lifestyle

RocketJohn's take on wrasslin' and the rebuttal

polly phill's collection of teamROCS' quotes

Snow-X's collection of teamROCS' quotes

showtime's window card

buttsweat's window card

toolbox humour

ed's ice follies

where are Fabrice and Rob!?!?!?

RocketJohn rants and whines about Sancho

RJ's gettin a divorce

sancho - el abuser

13 commandments of teamROCS


See the site that is - teamSANCHO

teamROCS logo gallery


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