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<teamohio> hey boyees

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<teamohio> i hope so

<&rec.audio.car> THAT DIDN'T GET CAUGHT UNDER THE FARMER'S HOE

<Jonas> what have ya been doing David??

<&rec.audio.car> SONGS ABOUT LOVE OR WHAT IT'S DONE TO Me

<teamohio> its me whinetime

<&rec.audio.car> ordered the old agony column cd's BOYEEE

<Jonas> so whats up boys

<&rec.audio.car> I AM A HAPPY LITTLE SKINNY BASTARD

<teamohio> shaddup ,no fat jokes today i am sensitive

<&rec.audio.car> kay, lardo

<FogHornLegHorn> howdy all

<Lizard> C'mon sancho, be sensitive to his feeds...er...needs....

<&rec.audio.car> boid

<FogHornLegHorn> more money wasted on things sancho doesn't need, poor licoln

<&rec.audio.car> i'll try to be a big fat assed loser piece of ohioan shit... i mean nice

<FogHornLegHorn> Lincoln even

<Lizard> I'M A CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN, JONASS!

<FogHornLegHorn> Lizard?

<Lizard> What....

<FogHornLegHorn> So, Lizard

<Lizard> revisethis.....

<Jonas> Ok Lizard, thats cool

<FogHornLegHorn> Is he fired yet?

<Lizard> who?

<FogHornLegHorn> You know who I'm talkin' boot

<Jonas> What is Clinton Lizard?? Besides a maniac..

<FogHornLegHorn> Clinton SUCKS

<&rec.audio.car> there is a difference

<Lizard> Well....he's a liar, philanderer, swindler, redneck, womanizer, sex crazed pig, sicko, adulterer.....

<Installer> butt head

<&rec.audio.car> where do i sign up?

<teamohio> snatcho??? a guy with a screen name sony z 50 will find you later,hes my other installer,brian morris,get him in here ok?

<FogHornLegHorn> Bill "the other man" Cliton

<&rec.audio.car> I COULD BE PRESIDENT

<FogHornLegHorn> nope

<teamohio> eddieee

<FogHornLegHorn> coonass

<Lizard> Yeah, when monkees fly out of my ass.....

<&rec.audio.car> is that in the constitution?

<FogHornLegHorn> I'm voting for Joe Walsh again in 2000

<&rec.audio.car> the dad from 90210?

<teamohio> monkees??? which one ??? davey jones??

<Installer> Alfred E. Neuman

<teamohio> sorry eddie its me fat ass showtime

<Installer> "what me worry?"

<Lizard> belch.....

<FogHornLegHorn> Sancho

<Lizard> Hey....

<Installer> aint polite

<&rec.audio.car> there lived a cajun lady

<FogHornLegHorn> you have no idea who Joe Walsh is huh?

<Lizard> someone needs to put Sancho on the /crap/ page.

<&rec.audio.car> MISSISSIPPI QUEEN

<FogHornLegHorn> nope

<&rec.audio.car> i started to liz

<FogHornLegHorn> good song though

<&rec.audio.car> i forgot aboo it

<Lizard> otay....

<&rec.audio.car> i just haven't linked it yet

<teamohio> dudes i may be getting the 64 trailered down to texass so i wont have to

<FogHornLegHorn> so.... how does Double0Chiccin look on the RAC

<Lizard> Hey, if someone can find a picture of some guy gettins sucked off by a dark haired chick, send it to me so I can paste Klintons face on it.

<&rec.audio.car> kkklinton

<Lizard> kkkklinton

<&rec.audio.car> damnable typing

<FogHornLegHorn> Lizard, what were you watching last night?

<Lizard> uuuh....

<&rec.audio.car> no dice

<Lizard> depends....either the shot glass or the air hockey puck.

<FogHornLegHorn> drankin'?

<Lizard> then....I drove.....

<FogHornLegHorn> in NC?? nah.... you necks are funny

<Lizard> ?

<teamohio> for what eddie ??? to hang out with us at finals???

<Installer> phildo is a deserter!

<Lizard> how so?

<Installer> if we can keep these $50 member ship fees rollin in I can HIRE girls to wear our shirts at the finals!

<teamohio> to wear at finals???? and blow us in our rooms at night

<FogHornLegHorn> I like that ideer

<Lizard> where's finals gonna be?

<teamohio> yep me too

<FogHornLegHorn> dallasss

<teamohio> dallass

<Installer> i hate dalas

<Lizard> Is J. R. gonna be there?

<FogHornLegHorn> all Dullass has is a show

<Lizard> "Jay Ahre...that's what I'm gonna call you...Jay Ahre"

<Installer> all the ladies in Dalas are bitches

<teamohio> well all i know is im comin to your state and i expect some chicks to be lined up

<Installer> they love that stupid truck

<teamohio> any chicks ,make sure there is some bigguns

<Jonas> ride up in the BUMmer

<Lizard> Hey, lissen up.

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<FogHornLegHorn> lissnen

<Lizard> I got this guy who owns a local pepsi bottling plant, but they also do beer at the same spot.

<FogHornLegHorn> janas?

<Jonas> we have a couple imported

<Lizard> He said they've got a new machine, and they can change the label on a can in 10 minutes.

<FogHornLegHorn> rj>?

<&rec.audio.car> adolph sancho page is up

<Lizard> Anyway....

<FogHornLegHorn> really

<Lizard> He printed out a six pack of TeamROCS Beer

<&rec.audio.car> no shit?

<FogHornLegHorn> can they do Bottles?? RJ needs his own brand

<&rec.audio.car> indeed

<Lizard> ouch....

<&rec.audio.car> that was where i thought he was going with that one

<Lizard> It's actually miller lite.

<FogHornLegHorn> same here

<&rec.audio.car> damnit

<FogHornLegHorn> Miller Lite.... Official Sponser of the Gay Olympics

<&rec.audio.car> can't he put some decent beer in teamROCS cans?

<Lizard> No, but he could make a six pack of TeamROCS Cola....

<&rec.audio.car> SWAMP GAS KICKED ASS AND THE FOXFIRE GLOWED

<Installer> thats neato Lizzy! make some! collector items!

<Lizard> TeamROCS Dew©

<&rec.audio.car> whoa

<FogHornLegHorn> SOmething for us all to remember TR by after sancho drives itr into the ground:)

<Lizard> Amen.....

<&rec.audio.car> you say that like there is something wrong with the ground

<Installer> I want some TWFER Cola!

<Lizard> that's a quote if I ever saw one....

<FogHornLegHorn> 6ft under sounds good to me

<&rec.audio.car> i thought you fuckers wanted to come along for the ride

<FogHornLegHorn> hell?

<&rec.audio.car> either way, darlin

<Lizard> Sorry Eddie.....they only make diet....

<FogHornLegHorn> Can I make the Devil my bitch when we arrive

<&rec.audio.car> sure thing

<FogHornLegHorn> DEW

<Lizard> Satan will bow before the almighty Lizard.....bow Satan....

<&rec.audio.car> when i die don't lay me on my back, put me on my stomach, bro

<FogHornLegHorn> Now neil and bob Satan

<&rec.audio.car> cuz when i get to hell, me and the devil's goin toe to toe

<FogHornLegHorn> TeamROCS DEW

<&rec.audio.car> make up a bunch of different shit

<FogHornLegHorn> Thirsty?, Drop your DEW

<&rec.audio.car> we'll down it all at finals

<Lizard> Wrap your lips around a can....

<FogHornLegHorn> make something that mixes well with Jack.... he and I are gonna have a serious talk at Finals

<&rec.audio.car> bottles would be the shit though

<Lizard> Hey, anyone ever erase the logo on a MOUNTAN Dew can till it said CUNT Dew?

<FogHornLegHorn> Bottles??? SHit????? uh oh

<&rec.audio.car> me and ol ROn Bacardi are gonna have to get together with you and jack, bro

<Lizard> Bring me a shot glass with a full bottle of After Shock

<FogHornLegHorn> fag

<Jonas> when are the finals

<FogHornLegHorn> after shock drinking homo

<&rec.audio.car> oct 3 or so, lars

<FogHornLegHorn> you wanna do shots get a bottle of Crazy Chiccin 101

<Lizard> boy, you couldnt down a drop of that shit without crying for your momma....

<Jonas> ok...

<&rec.audio.car> i don't like cinnamon

<Lizard> twoshots and you'd be shitting your pants....

<&rec.audio.car> i drank too much goldschlager

<FogHornLegHorn> I like al kee haul that makes your breath stank

<&rec.audio.car> there ya go

<Lizard> goldschlager....

<FogHornLegHorn> goldschlager is a homo drink too

<Lizard> get yer nickel back...

<&rec.audio.car> I SHIT GOLD FOR A WEEK

<FogHornLegHorn> make any money off it?

<&rec.audio.car> i don't remember

<FogHornLegHorn> kool

<Jonas> dave u sure that aint the decals falling off from a bottle?

<&rec.audio.car> i was TOE UP

<FogHornLegHorn> That Damned Shiner BOCK toes me up big time

<&rec.audio.car> yup

<Lizard> Saki....

<&rec.audio.car> suki suki

<FogHornLegHorn> Suzuki

<Lizard> Beer sucks....

<FogHornLegHorn> he is a fag

<Lizard> beer is a chaser for the real shit...

<&rec.audio.car> homo

<FogHornLegHorn> no self respecting southern NECK like yourself wouldn't like beer

<&rec.audio.car> i heard a good one

<Lizard> sig motherfuckin heil

<&rec.audio.car> what are redneck last words...?

<Lizard> I'm not a neck though....

<&rec.audio.car> Y'ALL WATCH THIS...

<FogHornLegHorn> yall here about those necks that shot one of there friends over the weekend

<Lizard> mein fumor....

<FogHornLegHorn> uh huh

<&rec.audio.car> fuhrer?

<FogHornLegHorn> with a .22 rifle of course

<Lizard> that sucker got shot with a .22

<FogHornLegHorn> shot in the eye

<&rec.audio.car> HA HA HA

<FogHornLegHorn> NECKS ROCS

<&rec.audio.car> apparently to show how smart they were

<FogHornLegHorn> oh Rac'ed that's smarts

<Lizard> Hey...anyone seen Shania Twian on the cover of Rolling Stone?

<&rec.audio.car> that is one hot tamale

<FogHornLegHorn> is she nekkid

<&rec.audio.car> nekkid?

<Lizard> you just wait till I take a leak and fire up the scanner....

<&rec.audio.car> she better be at least halfways there

<FogHornLegHorn> damn they is cheap now

<&rec.audio.car> i gota fancy one

<FogHornLegHorn> but needs to be scsi

<&rec.audio.car> scuzzy too

<FogHornLegHorn> suzzy, isn't that the Poteet Whore

<&rec.audio.car> Hoteet

<FogHornLegHorn> still getting rain?

<Lizard> Fuck, I can't find the Rolling Stone issue....

<FogHornLegHorn> damnit

<Lizard> Heres a good one though.....

<&rec.audio.car> like your sisster

<FogHornLegHorn> musta got the pages stuck together again, whata think Sancho

<&rec.audio.car> durned lizard

<Lizard> Naah, I think I tossed it. I'm still packing all my stuff up for the move.

<&rec.audio.car> what next?

<Lizard> I tossed your salad, did'nt I?

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<«LöWR¡Ð£R»{EV0L}> yo

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<Audioman> hey everyone

<«LöWR¡Ð£R»{EV0L}> hey

<Audioman> where did everyone come from

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<«LöWR¡Ð£R»{EV0L}> hey elite

<Elite> hi guys cant talk

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<«LöWR¡Ð£R»{EV0L}> oh ok

<Lizard> pass it around....

<Audioman> RY, hey

<Installer> or are you a newbie?

<Audioman> hey

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<Lizard> God dammit....where'd all these pud pullers come from?

<Audioman> No, i've been into car audio for about 3 years now.

<Brettly17> has anyone in here ever purchased anything from carmedia?

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<Audioman> and you

<Installer> i been in car audio since the DAWN of time

<Audioman> no but they suck stuff is always ion back order

<RY> hehe... I got a few people in here... so see ya'll later

<Brettly17> if it is, i will just cancel my order

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<Eclipsor> holy shit monkey

<Lizard> Eddie, see that Snatcho gets that pic....

<Eclipsor> quite a bit of people

<Brettly17> they claim they havent recieved my money order yet

<Elite> hey there is a lot of post about car media on my forum, just look on te forums search engine for it

<Lizard> eeeh...fuck your forum...

<«LöWR¡Ð£R»{EV0L}> BOOM

<Lizard> fuck car media 1

<Brettly17> thanks elite, i am looking

<Eclipsor> car media1 kicks ASS.

<Lizard> fuck chelsea clinton...

<FogHornLegHorn> I did

<Lizard> car media1 licks ass...

<Brettly17> eclipsor, have you ordered from car media 1?

<Lizard> they're the biggest scammers on the net.

<Eclipsor> Who the hell are you Lizard?

<Brettly17> what about you foghornleghorn?

<Installer> they arent TeamROCS approved!

<Lizard> You don't know? Yo ass better call somebody.....

<Eclipsor> Yes, I've ordered from them.

<Brettly17> yeah carmedia is what we are discussing

<Installer> pretty boring discussion!

<Jonas> Lizard who is that on the pic``

<FogHornLegHorn> do they even have a store location?

<Lizard> Serisous, this guy DARES to schill for CarMedia1 in my presence.

<Brettly17> eclipsor, did you use a cc or mo?

<Lizard> Laetitia Casta....she's a model/actress born in Monte Carlo

<Eclipsor> cc

<Lizard> fuck off asswipe....

<Installer> carmedia dont have TeamROCS approval, they gotta be rippoffs!

<Jonas> Her body looks the same as my fiancee's

<Brettly17> i used mo, they said they havent recieved it... every1 i know who has order from has got there stuff

<Eclipsor> Lizard, what the fuck is your problem? Do you even post to boards like PA&E or EliteCarAudio?

<Lizard> Jonass......can I have your fiancee for about 7 minutes?

<Installer> any one know anything about bridging amplifiers?

<Lizard> No, I don't. They suck.

<Jonas> Lizard: answer = no

<Lizard> They're a waste of time.

<Jonas> lol

<Eclipsor> Installer, I do.

<Lizard> (well....catually, elite's okay)

<FogHornLegHorn> WE LOVE THE LIZARD]

<Lizard> Does anyone here like Eclipsor's motha?

<Eclipsor> at least not to my knowledge

<Jonas> other than that no diff

<Lizard> "I, did not have sex with that woman.....miss eclipsor...."

<Installer> youll go blind!

<Jonas> in bed right now

<Installer> ha ha

<Lizard> You know what you get when you cross monica lewinsky with Ted Kaczynski?

<Jonas> 3 feet away

<Lizard> A dynamite blowjob.....

<Installer> is it bed time there?

<Jonas> yup

<Installer> its a rainy afternoon here

<Jonas> 23.19

<Eclipsor> Fog, the amp uses two channels as one. When your amp is set up for four ohms mono, it acutually SEES a two ohm mono load.

<Lizard> (badum sha)

<Jonas> Eddie

<FogHornLegHorn> HAHAHAHA

<Lizard> He said SEES!

<Eclipsor> Lizard, what setup do you have in your car?

<Jonas> how long does it take from Dallas to Houston by car

<FogHornLegHorn> And it is 4 ohms not 2

<«LöWR¡Ð£R»{EV0L}> later everyone gotta go

<FogHornLegHorn> late low

<Lizard> I've got a Kraco radio, with competition Jensen componants int he doors

<Eclipsor> i wrote it wrong

<Lizard> Kove subs....

<Installer> how does it SEE a two ohm load I wonder if the woofer is 4 ohms?

<Lizard> Urban audio amps...

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<Lizard> Oh yeah, I used old lamp cord to wire it all up, and those cheap k-mart RCA's.

<Eclipsor> Is RY here?

<Audioman> Installer, are you an installer

<Installer> RY left I think

<Lizard> and and and Pyramid EQ's.

<Jonas> EDDIE!!!!!

<Eclipsor> Go to tutorials.jlaudio.com for more info.

<Jonas> how long????

<Installer> I am THE INSTALLER

<Lizard> Oh, my daily driver?

<Audioman> how old are you

<Eclipsor> Yeah, you know why RY left?

<Audioman> Sure, how old

<Installer> FOURTY ONE

<Audioman> I'm 16 years young....you

<Eclipsor> Because he figured out that people like Lizard were here, who don't want to talk about anything... they just blab about bullshit.

<Audioman> ya right

<Lizard> Ha ha ha....

<Audioman> not that their anything wrong with that

<Lizard> Poor Eclipsor.....

<Eclipsor> If anyone wants to ask me any REAL questions about car audio, ICQ me. 4995243.

<Lizard> 207.172.54.185

<Installer> it takes a while to gt used to him though

<Jonas> LOL

<Lizard> lemme tell you something

<Eclipsor> Cya all later. I'm not making the shit up about RY, he just messaged me with that. Cya all.

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<Lizard> I've got more car audio knowledge in my penis than you.....someone drag that bitch back in....

<Audioman> ok

<Jonas> LOL

<Lizard> 207.172.54.185 <--Eclipsor....

<Installer> i am ICQing him now.

<Audioman> that's eclipsors #

<Installer> audio man!

<&rec.audio.car> damnit

<Installer> your not even a MAN yet

<Audioman> Jonas, what's your ICQ #

<&rec.audio.car> all the fun happens while i am workin

<Jonas> 9013536

<Audioman> hehehe, how many people are supposed to be working now

<Jonas> <--- is supposed to be sleeping

<Audioman> cool

<Jonas> <--- or doin else things in bed...

<Audioman> hahah

<&rec.audio.car> you call her "monkey", lars?

<Jonas> well, at least that monkey is in mee bed

<Lizard> Success: Target Nuked

<Audioman> heheh

<Jonas> I do not

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<Lizard> Success: Target Nuked

<Jonas> lol

<Lizard> Success: Target Nuked

<PoPPyQ> hello

<Lizard> Success: Target Nuked

<Jonas> Lizard

<Audioman> heheh

<&rec.audio.car> do jew gutta pro blehm?

<Jonas> you are such a bitch sometimes

<Audioman> Jones

<Lizard> Leeezard....

<Audioman>

<Jonas> yup

<Installer> i have a web page!

<&rec.audio.car> ME TOO

<Jonas> hem.passagen.se/ekajonh

<Audioman> Who has a car audio install that they would like to have featured on my page??

<FogHornLegHorn> PLEASE

<Lizard> Whoever knows that dipshit, please referr him to the TeamROCS Members Pages next time he gets online....dont' bother right now though, he'll never know it...

<&rec.audio.car> mimi

<Installer> i got some pictures for ya

<Audioman> ya

<Lizard> Snatcho's Pimp Ass Lincoln.

<Audioman> send them to

<Jonas> http://hem.passagen.se/ekajonh

<Audioman> k wait a sec

<Jonas> I gotta go to bed folks...cya tomorrow

<Audioman> tell me what you think, give me some suggestions on how I can improve my site, please?

<&rec.audio.car> issma lil sis's birfdee

<FogHornLegHorn> www.funkymonkey.net/fhlh/

<&rec.audio.car> put a big ol link to www.teamrocs.com on there

<Brettly17> ok these conversations suck, the cm1 convo was better

<&rec.audio.car> 500% immediate improvement

<FogHornLegHorn> Carmedia1

<Jonas> David, send her my congrats

<&rec.audio.car> you understood that, foreign guy?

<FogHornLegHorn> it is not tr certified

<Jonas> yup

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<Jonas> how old?

<FogHornLegHorn> stamp of approval

<Audioman> for horn is that your site

<Elite> Hey how can you get unbanned from IRC

<&rec.audio.car> thurdeen

<Jonas> uh oh

<FogHornLegHorn> you see a big rooster on the opening page?

<&rec.audio.car> dunno, annoying elite guy, i can't seem to

<Jonas> she's gettin older Dave

<Audioman> cool

<FogHornLegHorn> that would be a picture of me

<&rec.audio.car> i say i say

<Audioman> Installer, where did you get my ICQ# from

<&rec.audio.car> you're goin aboot that all wrong, boy

<Lizard> Eclipsewhore....

<Jonas> she might be doin things really soon you wouldnt want her to

<Installer> from the ICQ fairy!

<&rec.audio.car> NO SHE WON'T

<Jonas> she WILL

<&rec.audio.car> SHE WON'T

<Audioman> oh]

<&rec.audio.car> SHADDUP

<Jonas> he he

<Audioman> that's what i thought

<Jonas> 200 bux for givin someone a b/j

<&rec.audio.car> ?

<Jonas> she could do with 200

<&rec.audio.car> i thought rj was on vacation

<Jonas> LOL

<&rec.audio.car> lars buys an ass whoopin

<FogHornLegHorn> he is.... he is taking a tour of all the bottling facilities around the US

<Jonas> <--- will finish NOW

<&rec.audio.car> PACHINK

<FogHornLegHorn> indeed

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<FogHornLegHorn> With Lyvern & Shirly watching him

<&rec.audio.car> WOO HOO

<Lizard> The finger!

<&rec.audio.car> schlabopple

<Jonas> Goonyte boys

<&rec.audio.car> hassenpfeffer incorporated

<FogHornLegHorn> you gotta save this

<Audioman> some one is having fun

<FogHornLegHorn> you just gootta

<&rec.audio.car> don't save it as text

<Lizard> Seen that other hawian island? Kumonai Wanna Leigha

<&rec.audio.car> it will sve all the colors and fonts

<FogHornLegHorn> I ain't cut and pasting

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<FogHornLegHorn> I ain't got FP98 on this machine at work

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