<MMX> my finger hurts, I was attacked by a herd of giant ducks
<MMX> bit my finger clean off. TWICE
<Copperhead (#035)> same one?
<&rec.audio.car> gangrene set in yet?
<MMX> yup
<MMX> gang green, blue, all of em
<&rec.audio.car> damn
<&rec.audio.car> fuckin ducks
<MMX> yup
<Copperhead (#035)> WHOSE BEEN FUCKIN DUCKS?
<MMX> fuckin ducks
<&rec.audio.car> did you wear a condom?
<Canuck> duck or was it a Canada geese?
<&rec.audio.car> barrump bump
<MMX> It mighta been a goose now that u mention it
<&rec.audio.car> a huge three headed monster goose
<Canuck> or a big ass swan those things are mean
<MMX> them things weight idunno, about 400-500 lbs, ands stand 15 ft tall?
<&rec.audio.car> at least
<Canuck> an ostrich?
<Canuck> or a trex?
<Canuck> velociraptor?
<Copperhead (#035)> dodo?
<MMX> nah, I was a the toxic zoo where they got all the mutation animals, this was a giant bird, but the knees werent backwards
<Canuck> hehe
<Canuck> i was at the zoo on thursday
<MMX> that blind lama was WEIRD lookin
<&rec.audio.car> mmx was attacked by a huge dinosaur bird
<MMX> 3-legged deer
<MMX> HUGE
<&rec.audio.car> some ungodly creation of nature
<MMX> a whole GACKLE of em
<MMX> but ONE was the leader
<&rec.audio.car> i used to ahve half a gaggle
<MMX> it had a mohawk
<&rec.audio.car> but i lost it
<MMX> like a "stripe" down its head
<&rec.audio.car> mohawk?
<&rec.audio.car> that's THE duck
<MMX> damn right it was
<&rec.audio.car> the one they've been talkin bout on the news
<MMX> had to weigh, idunno, 700, 800 lbs. at least 20 feet tall
<&rec.audio.car> did it have a beard?
<MMX> goathie
<&rec.audio.car> figures
<MMX> however ya spell it
<&rec.audio.car> damned punk rock ducks
<MMX> it was a gRUNGE DUCK
<&rec.audio.car> goatee
<&rec.audio.car> btw
<MMX> that seems to simple
<Copperhead (#035)> name this tune
<Copperhead (#035)> so what, it's your problem to learn to live with
<Copperhead (#035)> destroy us, or make us saints
<Copperhead (#035)> we don't care, it's not our fault that we were born too late
<Copperhead (#035)> a screaming headache on the brow of the state
<Copperhead (#035)> killing time is appropriate
<Copperhead (#035)> to make a mess and fuck all the rest, we say, we say
<Copperhead (#035)> so what? so what?
<&rec.audio.car> must be why everyone mispells it
<MMX> it was wearin leather too
<Copperhead (#035)> did that go through?
<&rec.audio.car> yes
<Canuck> 400- 500 & 15 ft now you telling us it was 700 -800 lbs & 20 ft
<Copperhead (#035)> name it, boys
<MMX> RATM?
<Copperhead (#035)> nope
<MMX> hmmm
<Copperhead (#035)> this was before their time
<Canuck> is the story getting bigger as we speak John?
<MMX> what Steve?
<&rec.audio.car> pantera?
<MMX> the 1200 lb duck?
<Copperhead (#035)> not pantera
<&rec.audio.car> the story of the 30 ft duck?
<MMX> at LEAST 30 ft
<&rec.audio.car> with FANGS
<MMX> 3 stories easy
<MMX> ROWS of fangs
<Copperhead (#035)> more lyrics to the same song
<Copperhead (#035)> now i know what is right
<Copperhead (#035)> i'll kill them all if i like
<Copperhead (#035)> i'm a time bomb inside
<Copperhead (#035)> no one listens to reason,
<Copperhead (#035)> it's too late and i'm ready to fight!
<Copperhead (#035)> so what? now i'm ready to fight!
<&rec.audio.car> lucky it only got half your arm
<Copperhead (#035)> the song is over 7 minutes long
<&rec.audio.car> that one's been known to swallow folks whole
<MMX> i know, I was lucky to get away
<Copperhead (#035)> i will be disappointed if noone gets this song
<&rec.audio.car> we don't know man
<&rec.audio.car> call me on the phone and sing it to me
<&rec.audio.car> i'll get it right away
<MMX> it took my arm, one leg, and half my torso
<Copperhead (#035)> how about if i play it through the phone
<Copperhead (#035)> i cant sing for shit
<&rec.audio.car> that was the idea
<Copperhead (#035)> ahhhh
<MMX> no, sing it, make a WAV file, and send it to everyone
<Copperhead (#035)> bullshit
<&rec.audio.car> now you're talkin
<Copperhead (#035)> what, the whole song would be about 50 megs
<MMX> at least you werent attacked by a 40 foot duck
<&rec.audio.car> indeed
<Copperhead (#035)> isnt that better than being attacked by a 40 foot dick?
<Canuck> now 40ft?
<MMX> well yeah
<&rec.audio.car> at LEAST
<MMX> i said 40 foot right from the start!
<Canuck> i missed it
<&rec.audio.car> damned canadians
<&rec.audio.car> they don't even have 50 foot ducks over there
<MMX> you musta been thinkin in the metric system.
<MMX> it was at LEAST 30 metters tall
<Copperhead (#035)> metric?
<Copperhead (#035)> whats that?
<&rec.audio.car> some bullshit canadian deal, snapperhead
<&rec.audio.car> don't worry about it
<Canuck> nah it's european
<&rec.audio.car> you're a'peein
<MMX> european, canadian, whatever
<Copperhead (#035)> same thing
<Copperhead (#035)> sancho, you want the cover art to the CD that is off of?
<&rec.audio.car> quit interrupting the story of thw 2 ton duck
<MMX> that was a big ass duck wherever it was from
<Canuck> we just started using it cause some stupid canuck PM from Quebec said all you americans would be using it too someday
<Copperhead (#035)> are they stupid?
<Copperhead (#035)> we will NEVER use metric!! NEVER I SAY!!!!!!
<Canuck> he made it law
<MMX> yeah, u believe that? We tricked all you fuggers
<&rec.audio.car> ha ha ha
<Canuck> hehe indeed John
<&rec.audio.car> law
<&rec.audio.car> dumbass canadians
<MMX> go ahead, switch over. WE WILL< PROMISE
<Canuck> you can fool our politicians easy
<Copperhead (#035)> why would someone pass a law about how to measure shit?
<MMX> I dont know, but I like the length of my rod a lot more in MM than inches
<(TR) SnowXNinja> the meter is the only way to go
<(TR) SnowXNinja> metric baybee!~
<Canuck> hehe impressive aint it
<&rec.audio.car> i hame a meter
<&rec.audio.car> a speedo-meter
<&rec.audio.car> an odo-meter
<&rec.audio.car> all sorts of meters
<Canuck> spelled metre
<Canuck> as in Metric
<Canuck> SI units
<(TR) SnowXNinja> its meter
<Copperhead (#035)> tacho-meter
<&rec.audio.car> i don't have a tachometer
<&rec.audio.car> pfbbbbbbbbbt
<Copperhead (#035)> heato meter
<(TR) SnowXNinja> i have a tach and i drive an auto
<&rec.audio.car> i don't and i drive a standard
<Copperhead (#035)> i have a tach and it dont work right
<&rec.audio.car> neener neener neener
<Canuck> i have a tach & an automatic why?
<(TR) SnowXNinja> head lights were an option on sanchoes wagon
<Copperhead (#035)> i dont have a transmission
<(TR) SnowXNinja> in older cars that rare canuck
<MMX> I was attaacked by a 40 meter duck today!
<Copperhead (#035)> one gear is all a REAL man needs
<&rec.audio.car> what sorts of meters? fat john
<&rec.audio.car> 40 speedometer duck?
<Copperhead (#035)> forward
<&rec.audio.car> were they analog or them new fangled digital ones?
<MMX> a 40 meter digital duck, yes
<&rec.audio.car> those are the worst kind
<Copperhead (#035)> 40 meters, huh? what do they all tell you?
<MMX> whatever they want!
<&rec.audio.car> hell
<&rec.audio.car> they must wiegh 5000 lbs
<(TR) SnowXNinja> my truck is gonna hit a 1 meter 3 wheel
<&rec.audio.car> i ain't fixing to tell em what they can and can't say
<MMX> 500 METRIC TONS
<Copperhead (#035)> 500 US standard tons
<&rec.audio.car> tons
<&rec.audio.car> t
<&rec.audio.car> o
<&rec.audio.car> n
<&rec.audio.car> s
<MMX> no, these were NOT local birds. These were imigrants for sure
<(TR) SnowXNinja> a US ton is not in units of massss
<&rec.audio.car> MEGA-tons
<Copperhead (#035)> the singer for that band uses the name Alien Jourgenson
<MMX> i think they were turkish ducks
<&rec.audio.car> ministry
<Copperhead (#035)> there ya go
<Copperhead (#035)> now name the song
<&rec.audio.car> no wonder i didn't know it
<Copperhead (#035)> spag, do you know the song?
<&rec.audio.car> spag has been traumatized
<&rec.audio.car> leave him alone
<Copperhead (#035)> whups
<&rec.audio.car> you try being attacked by a 100 foot tall duck
<(TR) SnowXNinja> now its 100 feet tall?
<&rec.audio.car> at LEAST
<Copperhead (#035)> i guess he would be, considering he lost an arm his legs and his torso
<Canuck> 4o meters is over 100 ft
<(TR) SnowXNinja> tahts 30.48 meters tall?
<Copperhead (#035)> note: that means he has also lost his penis
<&rec.audio.car> and most of his friggin head !!!
<Copperhead (#035)> wouldnt you be upset if your dick got taken off by a DUCK?
<&rec.audio.car> damnd dick duck
<Canuck> gott a go fellas
<Copperhead (#035)> seeya, canucky
<Canuck> later all
<&rec.audio.car> i'm goin home too
<Copperhead (#035)> first
<&rec.audio.car> i gotta go pray for fat john
<Copperhead (#035)> tell me the name of the song
<MMX> i gotta go get parts stiched back on. Later
<Copperhead (#035)> mechanical, or electronic?
<Copperhead (#035)> or OE?
<MMX> whatever is handy
<MMX> pray for me
<Copperhead (#035)> sure thing
<MMX> not every day you get bitten in half by a 500 stroy tall duck
<Copperhead (#035)> with a 40 foot dick
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