Duct tape, it is said, is like "The Force". It has a light side, it has a dark side, and it binds the universe. Duct tape is so very versatile, in fact, that it has countless uses.

For instance, when you need to hang a poster, you don't put nails through it, and you don't use Scotch tape (although that's awesome too), indeed, even electrical tape is not adequate, you need Duct tape.

When running wires in a car, duct tape is perfect for keeping your wires down, and away from each other.

If you ever get fiberglass in your hand, or lint on your shirt, blotting it with a quality piece of duct tape will save the day.

Kidnapping people is such a pain, all that kicking and screaming, but duct tape solves that problem. You can bind your victims hands at the wrists, then use a 6" strip to cover their mouth. A 9" strip also serves as a great blind fold/eye brow remover.

Those fiber glassing projects are a great ease too, when you use duct tape and lay your resin over that.

Many people don't know this, but Duct Tape can be used as a fuse for explosives.

Pimple control is made easy when you place Duct tape strips across your head, and then pull off. The dirt in those pores come right off....with the rest of the skin.

Surgery is quick and painless when you use duct tape instead of stitches. Broken limbs can be cast with the mighty binder.

Got kids? Never lose 'em, just duct tape them to a bench outside a store in the mall, and take your time: They'll be there when you get back.

Bind your reports into professional looking booklets. Simply tie the pages together about the spine with nylon fishing string, then use duct tape along the spine to give the booklet that "fresh from Kinkos" look.

Protect your meats from freezer burn by (yep, you guessed it) wrapping them in duct tape.

Finally, nothing protects your schlong like duct tape. Wrap it up, and you can go all night.

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