sancho is so bad, he's scared of himself.

sancho is so bad, they kicked his wetback messican ass outta hell

sancho is so bad, we can't call him fartboy anymore

sancho is so bad, he's got his own line of condoms: Silky Slim©

sancho is so phat, he's got his own zip code

sancho is so phat, he stepped on four quarters, and it turned into a dollar

sancho is so phat, weight watchers watch him all the time

sancho is so fly, they call him Air Snatch

sancho is so fly, they make strips to catch him

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