"Don't mock me boy!"
"Listen to my asscrack, and
you will hear the ocean"
"He was a badguy, he hurt my
"YOURE AN ENGINEER?!?!?
MY UNCLE USED TO DRIVE TRAINS!!!"
"Television is america's babysitter. I bet you australians would like
to be able to keep your babysitters from cussin and gettin naked in front of your kids
like we have."
"kindly take one of your ears
in each hand and pull until you have dislodged your head from your ass"
"I suggest you lick my
"It is ridiculous for you to
assume that I give a shit what you have to say."
"I'm so bad I should be in
"Don't take me seriously, I would have vented on any idiot, you just
happened to come along"
"NICHT DIE FLEIDERMAUS"
"If you are afraid of posting
here for fear of reprisal and scorn, your chicken-shit ass can e-mail me
"Hello, my name is Andrew,
and I am a Lizbian"
"STICKY KEYBOARDS EVERYWHERE ARE TRYING TO GET TO MY SITE TO
FIND THE NEKKID BLACK CHICS..."
"I believe everything I read too!!!"
"I prefer rear fill (of the
listening type, of course) in my vehicle."
"Be sure to use the famous
Butthole Tube Driver... I HEAR IT'S A DANDY!!!"
"I like Shiner Original!!
That Bock stuff gives me the runs!!!... I'M TOO FAT TO BE RUNNING!!!"
"My car sounds better !"
"Hey sancho, let's go to
Jacksonville regionals... it will be a blast... we'll meet flowerdress... WOO HOO...
"Let me see what other
non-penis related funnies i can come up with..."
"GOTTA FIND POON'S
IT FELL OF WEEKS AGO"
"BUTTPLUGGIN MY ASS...HEY
"DAMNIT HOW COME I NEVER SAY ANYTHING FUNNY?"
"MY ASS FELL OFF"
"TEAM ROCS IS GONNA KICK YER ASS"
"Bodily harm is not what
makes me proud of my system
MEBBE MY ASS FELL OFF FROM THE BASS"
"girls like sex just as much
as guys, they just don't want anyone to know"
"I AM WIZASS...WIZASS I
"When sancho called, i was
like, who the hell is this pimp?"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH YOU AND THOSE DAMNED QUOTES?"
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