toolbox humour

a collection of our favorite "toolbox humour"


Never teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.


Credit manager Helen Waite. If you want credit go to Helen Waite.


In god we trust, everyone else cash.


Ass, Gas, or Cash - Nobody Rides for Free


If it didn't smoke, it ain't broke


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