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Salmon Arm / BC

By: Matt Walters (jonesboy #011)

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Emergency Contacts:

  • Cops: 832-6044 . That's *IT*. They forward to everyone else.

Dealers (audio equipment):

  • Allterations. I'm not gonna write down their phone number because they're incompetent FUCKS. They use LAMP CORD FROM RADIOSHACK for both power and audio wires.  ...Check out our internet retailers

Local laws:

  • Alcohol: Alcohol: 19, babeeeee!
  • Sound ordinances: Turn it down after 11PM
  • hydraulics: Don't get caught
  • tint:   Limo tint on rear, none on sides/windshields
  • speed:   Don't exceed 110km/h on the highway, you're good. Radar detectors are legal.

Lodging:

  • Many fine cheap-assed motels to choose from

Camping info:

  • Drive 3km in any direction for suitable bush.

Entertainment:

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    There's a 4-plex. It's run by Christians. Nuff said - no good movies.

Radio stations and formats:

  • AM580 CKXR, baby. All crap, all the time.

Attractions:

  • Mmm... Demolition Derby/Rodeo in the fall..
  • Uh, nothing. It's a hick berg.
  • Cute chicks and nice beaches, though :)

Malls:

  • 2. Both small (~15 stores)

TiTTy bars/Comedy clubs:

  • *snicker* not likely

Links to local (city) websites for more info: